#21

...that's what she said.

#22

Put a lead on him Turkish before he gets smitten.

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#23

Originally posted by Gregory:
I think i will be sending you in first Greg.

Fair enough i will be the pathfinder on this one then.

#24

Originally posted by Gregory:
Put a lead on him Turkish before he gets smitten.

Too late...

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

#25

Well TCTT & WAB for that, I believe I will go forth and shave my hairy ball bag on the strength of your evil recommendation.

#26

Ok i give up WAB?

Nevermind were a bra i assume?

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#27

Give that man a peanut.

#28

One of these
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#29

I was thinking more this

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#30

So yesterday me and Eve finished doing up the house yipee TFFT.  It looks like a bloody show home and the estate is going round today to take the pictures just have to keep it tidy now.

This is all finished just in time for the release of Rome tomorrow double yipee

Once i have put a few hours in i will put a brief review up here let you know what it is like TCT

#31

I can hardly wait.

#32

Well WAB, I will read with interest even if sir Gregory of smegory is indifferent.

#33

Yack.

#34

WHITSOP

#35

Just checked Amazon Rome was dispatched on Saturday so there is a good chance it will be at home waiting for me a day early

#36

Ooooooooooooo. The tension is so high I think my nads may pop with excitement.

#37

Mine went some time ago, I had to tell everyone at work it was ectoplasm and not arry.

#38

Who ya gonna call? Nadbusters! Nuuuh Nuh, Nuuuh Nuh.....

#39

I am a bit saddened that we have not had a review for this game yet. I was really looking forward to it. Alas, I may just have to create one of my own:

The game is a game. It plays very much like a game does, with the added benefit of it being new. Once the game has been installed, you are given the option to play it. The menu screen is so excellent that I just sat there in awe of it for around 23.4450 minutes (whilst ducking, of course).

I never got round to playing it, because I had so much fun looking at the menu. One thing I did note however, is that this is a game best sampled like a fine wine - sipping diligently and taking a moment to bask in its greatness.

However, I don't like wine, so this game is shit.

The End

#40

I have only played it for about 2.0 hours just enough time to complete the prologue/training campaign.

So far it is very good graphics are very good and gameplay is good.  The economy part is a lot more envolved aparently you can win the main campaign without even going to war with anyone but where is the fun in that.

The battles are on a much bigger scale i have only had a small battle so far where i had around 1000 infantry and 200 cavalry the enemy army was twice that size but low quality groups so i won

Once i had put some time in i will do a review.