#61

Originally posted by Jimbobslimbob:
This is interesting, although actually requires real money to do so.

Don't worry Greg will pay for it

So i take it a Cifford on the shoulder?

#62

Why would you want a frying pan on your shoulder? That’s not regulation shoulder decoration.

You want either:

- A cock.

- A Parrot.

- Dandruff.

- Mustard.

- One of those guns that the predator has.

#63

God help us all. I vote for a turd.

#64

As long as there are at least 4.0 flys buzzing around it i can go with that. 

#65

So where will this invite be in the contacts bit?

#66

1. Turn on computer.
2. Wait for Windows to load and login with your username and password if necessary.
3. Run Warframe.
4. Login to Warframe using your username and password.
5. Click on Arsenal.
6. Click on the little spanner icon next to your Warframe.
7. Remove all mods from your Warframe.
8. Perform the same steps on all of your weapons to remove all mods.
9. Close Warframe.
10. Open your internet browser and navigate to the Warframe page.
11. Login to the Warframe website.
12. Buy £5,560,606.00 worth of Platinum.
13. Press Ctrl+Alt+Del and shutdown your computer.
14. Wear a bra.
15. Drive a car.
16. Post your credit card and details to me.
17. Masturbate franticly for 7.0 hours straight.
18. Turn on computer.
19. Wait for Windows to load and login with your username and password if necessary.
20. Run Warframe.
21. Login to Warframe using your username and password.
22. Click on "Contacts".
23. Navigate to the clan tab.
24. Accept the invite.
25. Write a post on this forum, stating "Jim be the man, he makings goodings instructionings to followings".
26. Perform a duck-loop for 16.70 hours.

#67

Well thank you cheers tar for that epic and comprehensive set of instructions.

A simple yes or no would have sufficed

#68

That would have been to simple. But to appease: yes.

#69

I got stuck on stage 12.

#70

I didn't think stage 12 would be a problem for you?

#71

Dare I ask, how much have you spent on this game so far Greg?

#72

Not sure, i got those two intro packs and i seem to put about £10 each time i play. £50 ish??

#73

Bleeding hell Greg thats nuts thats bizarre but then you are that sort of person.

I have spent £3.50 so far

#74

Yea I didn’t really (and still don’t) understand what 90% of the game is about so like most of life problems I just chucked money at it.

Also £15 was given to Dyson in an attempt to get him to buy some kit when we first started. Naturally he just didn’t spend it at the time rendering the point of the gift mute to a larger extent.

#75

Or you could say he was just more sensible and didn't waste it all on weapons you can get for free anyway.

50 squid for a game you don't really like (or at least haven't quite gotten into yet).... blimey. Makes me wonder how much you spend on stuff you do like.

#76

Well you could say that, but I thought it was more like buying someone a set of skis on a skiing holiday, then them spending the holiday sliding down the slopes on a tea tray, then buying a snow board after you have gone home.

But that’s just me.

#77

Originally posted by Gregory:
Well you could say that, but I thought it was more like buying someone a set of skis on a skiing holiday, then them spending the holiday sliding down the slopes on a tea tray, then buying a snow board after you have gone home.

But that’s just me.

Not a very accurate analogy Greg, it's more like this:

Buying someone a set of skies on a skiing holiday when they already have some older, less efficient skis to use. When they get back from holiday they know they will get a brand-new pair for free anyway.

#78

Well the easy way around this is simply not to do it again.

#79

Fair enough Greg. I am sure he appreciated it anyway. Next time just give your money to poor old me instead

#80

Also the only reason I did it was so that he could catch up on the day.