#1

Been playing through the awesome VTMB recently and can't help but absolutely love the Malkavian clan. For instance, where else would you actually have a conversation with a "STOP!" sign. I don't think any game has had me in stitches as much as this at some of the absolutely brilliant one-liners that your character comes up with.

Other than the aforementioned incident, here are some of my top quotes (as best as I can remember them) from my recent playthough. I may add to this as I continue playing.

When speaking to a trader about buying guns:
"Guns never solved any problem. I'll take twelve."

When speaking to VV regarding a vampire hunter. She says she has had one right under her nose:
"That's one tiny hunter!"

When speaking to Becket about why I think Vampires exist:
"The reason we exist is because the Jellyfish will it so. WHY ELSE?"

When convincing Samantha that you are not who she thinks you are - you say you are a turtle. She asks what it is like being a Turtle:
"It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce."

When recognising a certain NPC:
"You look familiar. Were you ever on a milk carton?"

When my pet ghoul, Heather starts to go a little crazy and says she had tapped her foot over 3,000 times while I was gone:
"Now we know how many foot taps it takes to make me appear. Wonderful."

#2

Hmmm

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#3

Does the game make up the dialogue on the fly?

#4

It's all pre-written dialogue. The game has a "normal" set of dialogue for every clan bar one, but when you play as a Malkavian it alters everything you say - with sometimes hilarious consequences. Some people literally don't know how to deal with you. The Malkavian character is clinically insane - it was like this clan was made for me, it's so funny to play. Truly is an awesome game.

Check out the outfit I wore as proof that the Malkavian's are not all there. Got quite a few screenshots of my latest playthough up on Steam.

Here are some new ones:

When you encounter a dangerous werewolf:
I have a plan! We dress up like werewolves and tell them "they went that way".

When the Prince asks you to give him the key and you refuse for the second time:
Give you a gaping chest wound? My pleasure!
(after which you stab him)

When fighting an Asian demon that transforms into a giant fish-thing. You are helped by an Asian demon hunter and say to her after the fight:
I bet you are glad that thing didn't have tentacles.

When talking to the Prince about a peace-treaty between the Anarchs (who absolutely hate the Prince with every fibre of their being):
THEY. ARE. GOING. TO. LOVE. IT.

#5

It does look quite fun.